1.我朋友脚非常臭，有一-次被狗咬了一口，抢救了6个小时，狗才脱离了生命危险

My friend's feet stink. Once he was bitten by a dog. It took him 6 hours to save his life

2.爱笑的女孩鱼尾纹都比较多

Girls who love to laugh have more crow's feet

3.我问我妈你在看什么电视剧 我妈：龙的传人 我：啥，还有聋子串门这个电视剧

I asked my mother what TV series you are watching. My mother: the descendants of the dragon. I: what, and the TV series of deaf people visiting

4.今天出小区捡到了一万，抱着拾金不昧的精神，我在原地等失主等了很久，到了天黑都没等到，我就奇了怪了，那麻将缺了个一万还能打吗?

Today, I found ten thousand in my community. With the spirit of collecting money, I waited for the owner in the same place for a long time. When it was dark, I was surprised. Can I still play mahjong without ten thousand?

5.我儿子也有一次问我为什么烟盒上写着吸烟有害健康还吸烟，我吐了个烟圈，说:“你们的寒假作业上不也写着假期快乐吗?”

My son once asked me why it was written on the cigarette case that smoking was harmful to health and I smoked. I put up a cigarette ring and said, "isn't it written on your winter vacation homework that you have a happy holiday?"

6.吃着吃着就停电了，我连忙扒拉了两口饭，突然灯亮了，噫，莫非这是传说中的扒拉拉能量？

When I was eating, the power went out. I took two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. Eh, is this the legendary energy of pilala?

7.“怎么和聋人交流？”“首先你得是聋的传人”

"How to communicate with the deaf?" "First of all, you have to be a descendant of the deaf."

8.为什么会有律师，法官不知道对错吗

Why are there lawyers? Don't judges know right or wrong

9.如果用粉碎机粉碎粉碎机，那粉碎机会被粉碎机粉碎吗

If the grinder is used to crush the grinder, will the grinder be crushed by the grinder

10.为什么战国七雄，秦始皇只灭了六国就统一天下了

Why did Qin Shihuang, the first emperor of the Warring States period, unify the world after only destroying the six Kingdoms

11.老师:抽烟会减少寿命，大笑会增加寿命 同学:懂了，要边抽烟，边笑

Teacher: smoking will reduce life expectancy, laughter will increase life expectancy. Classmate: I see. You should laugh while smoking

12.“毒蛇咬到自己舌头会把自己毒死吗”

"Will a poisonous snake kill itself if it bites its tongue?"

13.猪腰子能补肾，如果猪肾虚的话，他的腰子还能补肾吗

Pig kidney can tonify the kidney, if the pig kidney deficiency, his kidney can also tonify the kidney

14.“导盲犬禁止入内”是给盲人看的还是给导盲犬看的

Is "guide dog forbidden" for the blind or for the guide dog

15.上课时候我同桌递给我一张纸，我一打开：在吗？

In class, my deskmate handed me a piece of paper, and I opened it: are you there?